>> my turkey of the year, kathleen sebelius. she's going to oversee could be the biggest fail in the history of american politics, the obama care website. it will probably end up being a multi-billion dollar beta testing of the american people. do we have some sound of that? >> i'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you're going to try to sign up for obama care and we'll see what happens first. how many have signed up thus far? >> fully enrolled? i can't tell you. >> oh, boy. >> but that would have been -- if it's funny in the first week, but if she were to go back on jon stewart show tomorrow the day after thanksgiving, that same exact thing would probably happen, run out of time. andrea, you are next. you have a good one. >> yeah, i was going to do the irs and then i got nervous that i would be audited. it's like a turkey thing. let's move on, but at least i got mine in. continuing with kimberly's mayoral thing. remember bob filner who assaulted, what was it, 10 total, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. it was a democrat but n